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Sakurai wiped his laughter-induced tears and heaved for air. "Oh man. You should stick to the blues. GETTING the blues that is!" Sakurai retrieved his guitar, and strapped it on. He snapped his fingers and shot a jolt of electricity into Afro, whose eyes bulged as he inflated to look like an afro. Sakurai snatched Jinn's sunglasses and snapped his fingers, to provide his own beat before starting to play a disco-tune.

Come on everybody, even if you suck, yeah you can do it... Better believe it! (Better believe in) Better believe in yourself!

Sakurai started doing some suave disco moves and started providing his own disco rythm, his guitar-play almost replacing the need for a complete band.

C'mon! They are all-in-chorus, goin' "We're-waitin'", it's the sea-before-us, our twisted fates-we're-datin'!
COME ON EVERYBODY, GET A GROOVE AND LET YOUR SMILES ALIGN! WE ARE CRUISIN' WITH YOU! GONNA TAKE IT TO THE GRAND LINE!
EVERY WIND IN OUR SAIL! (WE WILL NEVER FAIL!) TAKE IT IN STRIDE WITH EASE! WE'RE THE ONES- TO GET ONE PIECE! YEAH!

Sakurai went into an upbeat solo and started tapping to provide the beat.

COME ON WHITE BANDANNA CREW! WE'RE CALLIN' OUT FOR YOU! STRANGE LLAMA! SCHIZO-DRAMA! LADY QUICK-HAND! WE RE THE SHIP'S BAND! THE CHEF IS STRANGE BUT KINDA SWEET, OUR STRATEGIST WILL SINK THE FLEET! TAKIN' NOTES ALL DAY LONG, TRIVALU, WHAT'S GOING ON? (GO ON, WE WANT AN ANSWER)

Sakurai ended the song by posing the question to the sarcastic applauder.

Last edited by Crimson Cade (2006-10-08 04:26:38)

"HEY SKURAI" yelled Mat after he sakurai finished his dico song "how come were weren't in that song!" he cuntinued wlking twords sakurai "i can see why Din isn't in there but how n you forget about me!"

OOC: Dubi, when Sakurai said: Schizo-Drama, that was referring to Mat/Din since he/they are one person with multiple personalities. AKA, a schizophrenic.


Before Meijin could even respond to the blue-haired one's words, Jinn had caught some creature running at him out of the corner of his eye. He lowered his glasses to the tip of his nose and squinted, hands in his jean pockets, not sure exactly what it was. Even the Triviamaster looked over, a little surprised. Jinn then realized that this strange creature wasn't slowing down and getting rather close.
     "DON'T MOVE!!" it shouted at him. The scarf wearing nakama took an awkward step back, hands raised with palms facing the creature in a 'Hold On There' fashion. Kato didn't respond to it and tackled Jinn down, causing him to lose his breath. The creature, when further inspected by the tactician could tell if was some sort of Llama-human, started asking him where he was hurt and other doctor-esque things.
     "W-What are you do-...?" Jinn started. "Oi!! Don't touch me there!" he suddenly shouted as Kato felt around for damaged areas. Meijin started to explain his status in the crew, and Jinn only caught the part about him not being the captain before Kato squeezed his inner theigh.

It seemed the commotion had caused Sakurai to stop laughing. The merman snapped Jinn's sunglasses away causing him to cover his eyes with Eri as his real hands tried to stop the over-zealous doctor-llama.
     "Give those back!" he yelled out but Sakurai had already began to go into another song, rocking out about their crew with a disco beat. It seemed that the song had quelled Kato's doctoring and Jinn sat up, indian-style, hands resting on his ankles... Eri still shading sensitive eyes. When Sakurai was facing towards the tactician, he quickly shot Eri at the merman's face, snatching his sunnies back. Sakurai shot a glare over at him which Jinn shrugged off.
     
     "Ahem." Meijin interrupted and all 12 eyes shot over to him, (14 if you counted Sakurai's squidy hairdo). Eris seemed to be listening in the corner, but not showing her attention was grabbed. The Triviamaster then continued to explain not much about the reason they had been gathered on this island, in this town, on this stage. He spoke little of the actual captain and left them with a riddle before announcing they should all call in for the night because tomorrow would be the big day. He seemed rather knowledgable and Jinn assumed that Meijin had already met the captain. Meijin began to leave and Jinn spoke up.
     "Oi, Trivia Guy!" he called out. "Is the real captain reliable?" Meijin turned to Jinn with a smirk that spoke for itself and his scarf wearing nakama was glad. It seemed Meijin was about to speak, however, but suddenly an ear-piercing electrical screech caused everyone to cover their ears. They all turned to the source of the sound and Jinn noticed it was the cute blonde girl from before. She managed to stop the craziness that was going on, that's for sure.

With a smile she quickly pointed out Jinn to the llama-doctor, Kato, before directing her words to everyone at once.
     "So, what'd I miss?" Jinn smiled to himself and ran a hand through his stylish hair.
     Heh. This one's an interesting one as well. he thought, moving to his feet, placing hands in his jean pockets again. His smile was still present. This whole crew is rather... odd. To say the least.

Last edited by Cap'n Jefu (2006-10-08 22:02:42)

(Yin was in a coma on the ground still) (Icaris who has never seen Yin go that far in his transformation, had gone to find help)

(IN his mind)

He was seeing flashes of every person he had killed while he was in his Yang mind state, the faces kept flashing in front of him over and over in his mind, all the people he was seeing were people close to him, he wanted to cry out but couldn't he hoped that he would wake up from this nightmare soon, or he would probably go insane.

Icaris was scrambling around looking for someone who could help his master
He saw Meijin from the other day and scrambled franticly up to him. Icaris nudged him and flailed his arms to get his attention.

Meijin had left stage 8 and was deep in thought when something caught his eye.  Bounding down the street was an iguana that he had seen somewhere before.  The animal looked frantic as it was trying to communicate to Trivalu that he should follow it.  Finally, the message was understood as the Triviamaster ran down some back alleys, following the iguana named Icaris.

Icaris led Meijin back to Yin, who was writhing in pain on the ground.  Groceries were strewn about and kneeling over Yin was a red-haired girl, who said, “H-Hey . . . are you all right mister?”  Cautiously approaching the scene, Trivalu knelt down across from the girl over Yin.  “Do you know him?” asked the girl, who was obviously concerned for the individual in front of her. 
“Yes, we’ve met before,” replied the Triviamaster. 
“Can you help him, then?  He looks to be in a lot of pain.”
“Yeah, I believe I can help.  He’s currently unconscious, so it’s vital that I revive him.”

Grabbing Yin’s shoulders, Meijin shook him to try and awaken his new nakama.  Icaris was on Meijin’s back, watching intently as he stopped shaking the unresponsive Yin.  Trivalu saw that this would take a little more thought and power to wake Yin up.  Reaching into one of the inside pockets of his white trench coat, the Triviamaster pulled out a vial.
“What’s that?” the redhead asked.
“Smelling salts, it should revive him.  If not, he may be in more trouble than we know.”

Opening the vial, Meijin waved the smelling salts underneath Yin’s nose.  With a few coughs and a violent spasm, Yin came out of his unconsciousness.  He looked up at the relieved Meijin and Icaris and asked, “What happened?”

Kato was sitting on the stage 8 floor while watching Mei´s, Jinn´s and Fishies conversation.. everyone was getting along well he thought

"H-hey.. you must be the new one here right?" He said to Jinn
"I havent seen you either miss. Who are you?" He asked from the piggytail girl that was talking with Jinn

-What was that baka crying over for. He´s allright. no major injuries or anything. Bleh!- Kato thought

A remark about a bounty was forming on Kuro's lips until the tables were turned and all eyes were on her as her chest was pointed out by none other than Sakurai, "You know, kinda like boobs. You never see them apart, do you?"  Time stopped and hell had frozen over in a rush of thin air and ice; though her face paled, it felt hot as if absorbing the sun's energy into her skin.

The sweetest of smiles crossed the thief's face and the rest of the crew couldn't help but sigh in relief, no one would would get hit for today; she just went to the merman and leaned against him.  "You know, I'm not that offended at all... you just caught me off guard for a second," she set a hand on the side of his face as she spoke in peaceful tone.  "You're funny, and kinda cute, but not that cute."  At the end of her speech a knee was driven into her victim's crotch and time began to tick again once he hit the ground.  She stood over him in triumph, hands under her breast to lift them up and show more cleavage, and she just stuck her tongue out and winked, "I'm rather proud of what I have, thanks for noticing."

As Yin introduced himself to the red-haired girl, Meijin realized that he hadn’t done so.  Also, he didn’t know the name of this red-haired girl in front of him.  As she shook Yin’s hand, she said, “My name’s Ruby, nice to meet you, Yin.”  After Yin’s introduction, Trivalu stood and said, “I’m Meijin “Triviamater” Trivalu.  It’s nice to meet you, Ruby.”

Yin seemed to be having trouble getting up, so the Triviamaster once again knelt down in order to bring the archer into a more upright position.  All three of them started out and Yin asked, “Where are we going?”  Meijin replied, “We’re headed to the inn.  You need to get some sleep after whatever it was that happened to you.”  Turning to Ruby, he continued, “I’m sorry that we have to part ways so soon, but this man needs some medical attention.”  Ruby seemed to understand as she stood there silently, nodded her head and watched the two nakama walk towards the inn.  Suddenly, she realized that she had dropped her groceries and scurried back to go pick them up.

Once Trivalu had gotten Yin to his room he said, “I’m going to go find our doctor, so you just get some rest and I’ll be right back.”  Closing the door softly behind him, the Triviamaster hurried back to stage 8 to get Kato.  Having already sustained injuries in his fight with the captain and despite not being able to get some sleep, Meijin was starting to wear down.  He had just gotten back to stage 8 when he saw Sakurai bent in half on the ground with Kuro standing triumphantly above him.  The rest of the crew had sweat drops behind their heads and nervous looks on their faces.

Kato rushed over to Sakurai to try and comfort him.  Trivalu came up behind the llama-man and said, “Kato, there’s a member of our crew back at the inn, room 23.  I just revived him from being unconscious, but he seemed to be in a lot of pain.  Could you go check on him?”  Kato nodded and ran off towards the inn as the Triviamaster collapsed on stage and instantly drifted off to sleep.

(NOTE TO EVERYONE:  If you use my character, I'll let you know if you need to change anyting through a PM.  Just thought I'd clear that up.  It works the other way too.  Just message me if there's changes to be made.)

Last edited by Ronfar z3 (2006-10-11 14:56:46)

Kuro just waved a hand as if to bat his threat away, though it did sting a tad bit, and crossed her arms.  "See?  I helped just a little bit and if you mess up my hair, I swear..."  It hung in the air like a lure in the water since the possibilities were open to almost anything, almost anything, and she turned with a swish of the hips and wandered towards the stage.  "But you are funny, and cute, just sometimes.  Oi, Kaaattooo," that sweet appearance came back as she looked to the llama doctor.  "Check him out, I think there might be some bleeding."

"I woudnt have had time for your crotch anyway!" Kato shout as he ran off the stage 8. It was his first medical mission in a long time and he was quite thrilled about it. In about 10 minutes he reached the Inn. He went in front of the room 23, knocked and went in. There he saw this young guy resting on the bed.
"You must be Yin right? im the doctor of our crew. And no dont say anything. I will help you with all my skills so just take it easy.." Kato said and took his medical equipment out of his bag, and started to analyze his body.
There was some bruises around his body, nothing major really. But kato saw the guy sweating and breathing deeply..
-it must be his mind..- Kato thought. He knew that this man was no ordinary man. He was definetly ill.
Kato took a painkiller bottle ouf of his bag, and mixed in some more yellow herb powder that he had grinded earlier. ( he didint use all of his leftover powders making the grand finale)
"hm.. 50% yellow, 15% blue and 35% white herb powder..this should do the trick!" kato said
"Open your mouth. this will make you much better." Kato said and holded out the painkiller: 50% yellow powder version
"

OOC: This is turning into a bit of a perverted One Piece spin-off, haha. With eel-ooze from his crotch and talk of panties, etc.
Ecchi One Piece Adventures! Rulers of the Waves Chronicles!!


Jinn's temper induced provoke was pushed aside rather easily. Considering the scarf-wearer's personality, that would have only made it worse... had it not been for Sakurai's change in conversation. Going from bounties to Din to, randomly, breasts. Jinn's interest was peaked and he looked over at the two. Observing aforementioned body part, Jinn couldn't help but smile a tad pervertedly. He wasn't one for relationships and love; but wasn't one to deny the beauty of a woman's body. Then, like a canon to his brain, the fantasy was broken to the crunching sound of Kuro's knee colliding with Sakurai's crotch. All present males letting out an disgruntled "Oooo..." in unison.

Sakurai had begun playing yet another instrument in pain. What was with this fish-man? He seemed to relate everything with music. Jinn walked over to where the others were standing, noticing the light footsteps of Mei behind him. Jinn grinned and looked down at the moan-singing merman.
     "Nice shot Kuro. That'll leave him singing in high key for the week." he joked. Kuro responded with a triumphant nod just as the odd trivia guy was returning. Finding Kato, he quickly told him that one of the other crewmates was in pain at the inn, informing the llama that his doctoring skills were needed asap. Kato took off and almost instantaneously, the odd nakama fell to the ground; exhausted rather than injured. Mei quickly jumped to his side, poking him to see if he was alright. Jinn could see that the young wolf-girl was fond of the odd man in the white jacket. If only Jinn were good with names... he would call out to ask about his wellness. Luckily the events happening beside him caught his attention.
     
     "...you touched me... there." Sakurai finished, striking some sort of nerve in the blonde girl. But instead of exploding at him, she calmly began to busy herself with something. Jinn stepped over to them preparing something to get the one up over his fishy rival... when Kuro pulled a rather unexpected move. Just like that, the girl's pants were off and she examined the goo on the leg. Jinn froze, rather surprised, gaze drawn down to black cloth below. She seemed to be trying to shake off the mess and Jinn slid over beside Sakurai, nudging him lightly. Mat/Din slide in on Sakurai's other side.
     "Heh heh!" Mat let out, then suddenly covering his eyes. "I don't think this is right..." Din added, trying to cover his view but then fighting right back with himself. Jinn leaned over towards the merman.
     "O-Oi, fish-man... Is this really happening, right here? In front of us?" Jinn whispered as a drop of blood dripped down his nose, gaze still locked, mouth over-salivating. Sakurai's gaze seemed to match his. He nodded twice, heavy grunts showing acknowledgement. It seems the rivals had found a sharing interest.
     "Aye. Kuro-chan knows no shame." he said intently. At that point, Kuro had dropped her pants and both perverts' reddened with anticipation. Kuro continued to then bend over and pick them up. "Ahh~ Kuro-chwaaaan!" Sakurai let out, hands clasped together, steam erupting from his fishy nose-area. Mat/Din began to somehow physically fight with himself; one moment covering his eyes... the other ripping the hands off to see. Jinn's nose exploded with a blast of blood as he fell over backwards onto the passed out Meijin, (startling Mei), with a perverted look slapped across his face.

Kuro looked behind her with a confused expression on her face. "Huh?" was all she said as it seemed only a few remained standing. She turned around and thought a moment, pants still missing. "Looks like we're all ready to turn in for the night, eh?" Kato was gone, Jinn and Meijin were passed out on the ground, Mat/Din was battling with himself STILL, Sakurai was a bit lost in pervert land, and Mei was just all around confused. Upon further examination, Kuro spoke again, mainly directed at Mei. "And... what happened to everybody?"


OOC: Not sure if you ever heard 'Soul Growl' by Tokyo Ska Paradise Orchestra, but it fit so well during the 3rd paragraph perverted parts (if it lasted the few minutes the song is) in this post. To me anyways, heh.

Last edited by Cap'n Jefu (2006-10-12 21:32:57)

"hay Jinn" said Mat as he was waching Skurai walk forword twords kuro "shouln't we help him, his gonna get hit agian"
Jinn's expretion sudenly changed from preverted to a more sirius one "why should we help that crazy half fish guy?" he asked slightly annoyed.
"well..." said Mat as he heared Sakurai asking kuro 'front or back' "fristly, I dont think his gonna survive this blow, and more importantly, if we go there to help Sakurai, well have a great exuse to get a much better view" he said blood running down his nose on tow his wide preverted smile.

Last edited by Dubi (2006-10-13 11:46:03)