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"Hey Stry, Tier, want some bread," Said Oneeya. She threw 2 loafs of bread on the ground and the cats jumped on it ripping it apart. "Good kitty's, now get ready to fight," she said. She burst through the top of the sewer into a building. The same one she had first seen viper in. "Woops, didn't want to ruin any stores. My B!" she yelled to the owner. "That's 2 for 2 today,"

"Hey you crooks stop right there!" Yelled the marines looking inside the store. There were at least 200 marines outside the store.

"Hey, any chance some of you will leave?" she asked.

Surrender pirate scum!" yelled the marine again.

"I guess not, well it looks like we're back in the sewers," she said to her new friends. "Feel free to do as you wish though. No skin off my bones if you die. Actually it's more skin on my bones, so why don't you guys fight to the death. When you're done I'll proceed to kill the rest and I win! That's the plan boys, so have fun!" she jumped back into the sewers abandoning the rest of the crew.

"Yup," she replied. "I'm gonna wait right here until they're dead, when they're dead I'll kill the rest of the marines. Frame you for it capture you, wait for you to get a bounty and turn you in. Free money for me!. Now feel free to do as you wish for the time being. Just don't die. The more you kill the merrier!"

She then just sat down and waited for the fighting to begin. She honestly didn't care if those people died. They're pirates, that's life. She couldn't be bothered by other people, she was looking out for number 1. She had forgotten about the pirates in the canals. She felt 2 sets of hands on her shoulders and she was thrown straight onto a ship.

"What's going on you crazy bitch!" Oneeya yelled to the girl she thought was behind this.

"There be no girls on this ship las! Save you that is. Your bing Press Ganged into me crew!"

"I decline!" She yelled back at him. She could here that the ship was already moving away from where she was. She could no longer see the light coming out of the store. "So what do you say we make a deal," she said calmly.

"What be the deal?" The captain asked.

"I'll tell you where to find a whole lot of strong pirates, some are fruits. Well I mean they're not gay but like you know devil fru ," she said

"I know what ye be sayin'!" he cut her off, "I'm interested tell me more!"

"So one of them is like this real ugly girl, well compared to me. Then there's like this snake dude too. Plus a totally creepy clown gu" she said.

"I don't care what they look like! How strong are they?" The captain interupted her again.

"That's totally rude, so I have like no idea how strong they are but there are a lot of 'em. Plus they might even get bounties so you could turn 'em in! So what do you say?" she asked him.

"We've got a deal lassy," the captain replied.

Kendal's emotional state was argueable. Sure, she had the right to be angry. Of course, she ahd the right to be furious. But, for some cosmically hilarious reason, she was embarassed. Angry, but more embarrassed than anything. She'd been grabbed in the confusion that had gotten the other girl.

"Wonderful," She murmurs to herself. "I've been nabbed by morons."

Said morons overheard Kendal's statement, and became understandablly upset. This, in turn caused them to become even more moronic, at least that was the case in Kendal's mind. They attacked an armed master of the sword. Normally, in all honesty, she'd have disarmed anyone she captured. But, it seems common sense was something that had been overlooked by these 'pirates' that had grabbed her and that heartless neko-woman.

"*sigh* I was hoping I wouldn't have to hurt anyone, but I'm going to have to lift my no attack policy due to idiocy and lack of common sense." Kendal slid into an unoffensive Jujitsu stance. The fight was sift and massively one sided. Three men lay in bruised, unconsious heaps at her feet. "Let's hope the 'Captain' of this so-called 'priate' crew has some sort fo brain."