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Zoro: Boy, I sure like heterosexual sex.
Sanji: Yep, women sure are great, what with their....vaginas and what-not.
Zoro: Yep.
Sanji: Yeee-ep.
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Enel: Damn! The powers out....

Zoro : Doc, I have insonmia!

Chief Admiral Sengoku the Buddha : Pirating is a very good business!

Vivi: I don't care anymore, I just want to dance.

Vivi: My hair is blue because of my royal status!

Ok, I decided to finally post here. No mather how lame these phrases are, but here goes...

Sanji: I just realized I've been smoking all my life. My god, my health is ruined. I should really stop smoking while I can. Then I can get to better shape and my breath won't smell that bad anymore.

Chopper: Naah, you shouldn't be thinking about your health, we only get to live once, let's just mess around and I can play doctor with you. Now, first, get naked...

Sanji: You know, I just realized that I feel attracted to you Chopper. Let's make some sweet love...

Nami: You can do it on my maps and money. I don't care if they get a little messy.

Usopp: What the hell is going on, bastards? You're gonna get raped right now, Nami, and I'm not messing around. Fuck you guys!

Luffy: I find this situation terribly awkward. Maybe we should find somekind of solution to this dilemma, eh, Zoro?

Zoro: *cries* I don't wanna fight bad guys anymore, I don't want to hurt anybodyy! I just wanna make the world a better place and to hell with my dreams! If you need me I'll be crying in Robin's room.

Robin: You wuss, you ain't going to my room cry, cause I'm going to party my ass of tonight! Hell yeah, somebody please rape me hard!

Zolo : I ove you sanji
Sanji:I love you to zolo... I hate girls

Sanji : CHOPPPERRR-SWAN!!!!!

Zoro: Hey, Usopp, make me a weapon, will ya? Just plain cutting things up gets boring after awhile.
Usopp: What? Why are you asking me? I'm all thumbs when it comes to makin' stuff.
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Nami: Sanjii-kuun~, what's for dinner? I'm starving!
Sanji: Oh, just some old crap I found. Here, it's a little burnt, but it's still good. By the way, who's steering the ship?
Nami: Nevermind that, I left Zoro in charge. Ooh! This looks good! *chows down*
Sanji: Woah, even Luffy wouldn't eat that! You're one sick *****, you know that?
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Luffy: Woah! These books you have are interesting! I like this one!
Robin: What, that old thing? Ehh, you can have it, I didn't really like it too much, it was so complicated.
Luffy: You serious? Wow, I can't imagine how you couldn't like a story about a brave marine captain sailing the seas and killing all that nasty pirate scum. It's inspiring.
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Zoro: Hey Sanji, Nami looks a little depressed right now. Could you check to see if anything's wrong? I'm kinda worried.
Sanji: What, her? She's a little pale and all, but she's fine. You do it.
Zoro: Fine, but I'm a little nervous... Yo, Nami, what's wrong?
Nami: ...
Zoro: Look over here! *stands on his head* Weeeee~!
Nami: ...
Zoro: Hmm... Well, here, this is all the loot I got from working at the book shop. I could get even more if I sold my swords. Cheer up, will ya?
Nami: Go away, I don't want it. Money can't buy me happiness.
Zoro: I guess not, but can this? *slowly peels off Nami's clothes, starting with the long frilly gothic-style dress*
Nami: Mm! Oh Zoro!

Sanji: What a noob. He doesn't realize how sexy Chopper is! Com'ere you~
Chopper: Aww yeah, FEAR MY RUMBLE BALLS!!! >

Zoro: Sanji you're a pimp!
Sanji: Well no actually.....I'm kinda uhh.....gay you know?
Luffy: Hells yeah! Yo a queer just like that hoe Nami!
Nami: Don't hate..

*English One Piece song plays in the background*

Nami : BELI FIRE THROW!!

Zoro : BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL!!!
(change into drag queen)
Zolo : I HAVE THE POWER!!!!