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Seems most people lead sad lives then.

Buggy: Bara-Bara Cockslap!  (im running low on imagination...)

Eh, what the hell. I'll try one or two.

Smoker: *sings* I am the very model of a modern major general...!
*Tashigi and marine underlings dance in the background: Tashigi hits every cue perfectly*
*Smoker does a little soft shoe performance*

Zoro: *sings* I feel pretty, oh so pretty... so pretty and witty and gaaaaay...!
Sanji: *chimes in with second verse* I feel charming, oh so charming... it's alarming how charming I feeeeel...
*Sanji and Zoro prance around, arms wrapped around each others shoulders*

Robin : sssshhhh. I failed history,but I cheated and change the scores.

Buggy: I have decided to take off my red nose.

Zoro: sometimes when I get cut, I like to watch the blood flow out and hit the ground until I pass out. Then I see what death is like and I think to myself, you know it's not so bad compared to life. Because you know life sucks. It's like my parents don't understand me, my friends don't understands me, no one understands me! Oh god I hate my life! I just want to die! *listens to Linkin Park*

Robin: *fart*............. What?

Robin: hey Luffy! I'm kinda curious. Does it grow down there too?

Nami: when I get bored of drawing maps, I like to write Spock x Kirk erotic fanfic.

Sanji: Oh sure, I masturbate constantly, 8 maybe 9 times a day. When you're on this small boat with two hot chicks 24/7, with neither one of them returning your affections, it definitely gets very fustrating. LOL, I masturbate so much, sometimes I forget to wash my hands afterwards when I cook. Don't tell the others though.

Chopper: sometimes I like to watch Sanji masturbate.

Luffy: me too.

Luffy: the use of the promengranate in the presentation of this Lobster was really fun and creative. And the aroma exuding from the chile relleno, coupled with the crispiness of its texture - it's like a ballet of flavors in my mouth! It's like... if you had a sea cow living in your brain... and that sea cow crapped a rainbow... in your brain - that's what it's like!* This is unmistakably the work of a master. I just love savoring the nuances of Sanji's dishes... My only complaint - his dishes are a little salty sometimes. This one's no different. I wonder why...

* ok so the part about the sea cow and the cropping of the rainbow does sound like the sort of weird, nonsensical stuff Luffy might say, but it makes me laugh nonetheless


Luffy: You know I just realized something. I don't understand a word of what anyone is saying! Why the hell is everyone speaking Japanese?!?!

Last edited by StabbyD (2006-03-12 16:13:03)

zoro-chan wrote:

StabbyD wrote:

Zoro: sometimes when I get cut, I like to watch the blood flow out and hit the ground until I pass out. Then I see what death is like and I think to myself, you know it's not so bad compared to life. Because you know life sucks. It's like my parents don't understand me, my friends don't understands me, no one understands me! Oh god I hate my life! I just want to die! *listens to Linkin Park*

Uh...is that you your talkin' 'bout?

Assuming this isn't some sort of veiled attack against me, and that it's a genuine question you're asking, then no. I'm not talking about myself. It's just my attempt (albeit pathetic) at an emo zoro .

Any Sea King: I need about tree-fitty

Sogeking: Jimeny Jilkers!
**
Nami: What are you thinking, Luffy?
Luffy: pfft, shut up hoe, don't bother me.
Nami: Sanji~, Luffy's being mean to me!
Sanji: Fuck Woman, do I have to do everything? *bitchslaps everyone*
**
Chopper: I like cutting people.

Wapol: I've Full. i don't want to eat more

Franky : Weak right!

Paulie : How do you tie this knot so that I can dock the boat?

Spandam : I am Mankind!

Jyabura : I hate lying!

Luffy : Sorry Robin, but you are on your own.
Nami : Robin? Who is she?
Sanji : I should have kick Robin out long time ago!
Zoro : In Robin, I trust!

Aokiji : Ice.... Cream!

Paulie : Oh, can you show off some more skin, woman?

Shanks : I need to get my other arm eaten by a Sea King!
Lucky Roux : Eat meat? eeeewww. I rather eat spinach!

Why's he/she/it reviving long dead threads?

Luffy - Usopp! your the captain from now on.....
Zoro - I think i'll skip training today to pick flowers
Usopp - ZORO!!!! you sit this one out i'll handle this million man army myself *pulls out Usopp Pound*
Robin - Poneglyph? whats that?
Chopper - I'll show you my greatest transformation "HORNY POINT!"........ *blinks* ehehehe oops wrong one.....
Nami - i'm splitting my personal savings with the rest of the crew
Sanji - i'm gonna punch your lights out *breaks hand* AH SHIT!!!!!

i dont feel like reading the whole thread but here's some


luffy vs any bad guy: your too strong , i can never beat you....
luffy: oi...nami.....whats meat???

zorro: sanji is better than me

sanji: girls suck!!!